A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they moved happily into his place in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but obviously did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to start shopping for groceries.
The first day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
A few days later she wanted to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her boobs. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
The following week, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English!
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