July 1, 2009
An interview with Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was published this week for Runner’s World, and it’s very amusing. The publication discovered Palin, a runner for 35 years, demanded running time from the McCain Presidential campaign, and it became a pretty big issue for them. We also find that the sanity of Palin, if it actually exists, is from her sweat! You know, she’s sane in her mind. Also, the always “most moral” woman listens to morally questionable music, such as AC/DC and Van Halen
Palin told Runner’s World, “I feel so crappy if I go more than a few days without running. I have to run. No matter how rotten I feel before or during a run, it's always worth it to me afterwards [sic]. Sweat is my sanity. A great frustration I had during the campaign was when the McCain staff wouldn't carve out time for me to go for a run. The days never went as well if I couldn't get out there and sweat.
So, maybe Palin can blame her Presidential loss and her calling Africa a country, not on alcohol as Jamie Foxx says, but rater on not being allowed to sweat!
The interviewer asked, “Did you raise that issue, and put the ultimatum down that you needed to run?”
Palin said, “Absolutely, and they would say, ‘Yes, in a couple of days we're going to start carving out that half-hour or hour to run,’ and too often it never happened, and that was frustrating. But then it also made it sweeter when I did get out. I would run with the Secret Service and Todd [Palin's husband], if he was on the trail...”
Later she was asked, “What about in a race? Could you beat the president [Obama]?”
She answered, “I betcha I'd have more endurance. My one claim to fame in my own little internal running circle is a sub-four marathon. So if it were a long race that required a lot of endurance, I'd win,” and later added, “I have a nice routine: I kick off my runs with the old Van Halen and AC/DC, then I get into my country music, then I always wrap it up with a couple of mellow Amy Grant songs.”
I thought this article was only going to have one line of interest with the foot race challenge, but oh no, Sarah Palin and her lovely gyne mouth did not disappoint. There are some hilarious picture from the spread too. I love how in the two pictures her legs are 10 times darker than the rest of her skin, and she looks confused. The “yoga” pose picture is funny too. You know she just stepped in some moose dung, and she probably thinks yoga is devil worshiping.
Read the whole article at www.runnersworld.com
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