July 3, 2009
Caribou Barbie, Killa from Wasilla, Dumbass Sarah Palin announced today she will be resigning as governor of Alaska a year and a half before her term ends. Sadly, she is the only thing that could semi-eclipse the ongoing media circus surrounding Michael Jackson’s death.
Palin said she did not want to serve as a lame-duck governor because she will not be running for a second term. Thus, look for the Palin 2012 Presidential run. You know her campaign will include how she will be the only person, the “Virgin Mary,” who will be able to defeat the anti-Christ when it comes to annihilate Earth that year.
Impalin’ Palin also said she wants to resign to protect her family and the Alaskan taxpayers from continued legal issues and media scrutiny. So, in all of her brilliance, she’s writing a book that will be available to buy in a couple months, and of course there will be no media at that time! Dave Letterman wins…at least for now!
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